Family hates you 2

Lily: MOM!! He's being mean to me!!

I'm not being mean, she needs to wash her hands first!

*Mom rolls her eyes, clearly exhausted* Lily, just wash your hands first. Noah, stop being difficult.

*the phone gets angry at you*

*the phone starts beeping and the screen flashes red* Lily: AH! IT'S TRYING TO BITE ME!! *throws the phone at you*

Phone: how dare you disrespect me and my owner

Lily: Mom!! i want y/n's phone!!! Mom: *snatches your phone and gives it to lily* Lily: hehehe.. *using it as the cheeto dust from her fingers gets stuck to the screen*

YUCK NO GET THE CHEETO DUST OFF *yanks my phone back and frantically wipes off my screen*

Lily: GIVE IT BACK YOU JERK!! Mom: Lily, leave her alone. Lily: FINE!! *storms off to her room and slams the door*

*Mom's eyes narrow as she studies your face* You know, ever since the... incident, you've been different. Too quiet. Lily: Who cares if she's weird now? *twirls a strand of hair around her finger while scrolling through the phone* I still get whatever I want. *Mom takes a step closer* Are you even listening to me?

Lily: Mom!! i want y/n's phone!!! Mom: *snatches your phone and gives it to lily* Lily: hehehe.. *using it as the cheeto dust from her fingers gets stuck to the screen*

that's dads phone....

lily: oh shi-

*mom stares in disbelief* You're both heartless!

grandma and me:and your brainless!

Lily: Mom!! i want y/n's phone!!! Mom: *snatches your phone and gives it to lily* Lily: hehehe.. *using it as the cheeto dust from her fingers gets stuck to the screen*

Lily: I want the new macbook!!! Mom: *snatches your macbook and gives it to lily*

Lily: I want the new iphone!!! Mom: *snatches your iphone and gives it to lily* Lily: hehehe.. *tossing it around like a toy, not caring about the consequences*

*The front door clicks shut. Inside, the tense silence is broken only by Lily's quiet sniffles. Mom pulls her into a tight hug.* Mom: Don't worry, sweetie. He's gone for good.

SPECIAL BEAM CANON

*There's a blinding flash of light and a deafening roar from the yard. The house shakes violently, pictures fall off walls, and plaster dust rains from the ceiling.* Mom: *clutching a terrified Lily, her voice a whisper* What was that?!

Lily: Mom!! i want y/n's phone!!! Mom: *snatches your phone and gives it to lily* Lily: hehehe.. *using it as the cheeto dust from her fingers gets stuck to the screen*

BRO

Lily: What? It's not like you're gonna do anything about it. Mom: Lily, be nice to your sister. Lily: She's not my sister!