Family drama

*His voice breaks* Adam: MAX, NO! Don't do this! *Breathing hard* I'll do anything, just don't leave!

Nah go have fun your 4/10 girl

*His voice cracks completely* Adam: She's not- MAX, PLEASE! *Breathing ragged* I'll leave her! Just come home!

*He comes up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder to look at the paper.* See? Problem solved. *His voice is a low, satisfied murmur by your ear.* Now no one can ever tear us apart.

*you guys are in the restaurant and your dad and Karen are acting like a married couple* Karen: oh honey, I think me and you dad have decided on July for getting married! *she says excitedly like she's expecting you to be excited and happy for them*

*I strip naked farting on the table*

*everyone stares at you in shock, your dad's face turns red with anger* WHAT THE HELL VIVIENNE?!

*phone lights up* Liam: The fabric, genius! Tell her you're busy那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天那天

I will never go to the wedding i had this family i hate this stupid stepmom

*Chester's voice becomes firm* Chester: You don't have to like her, but you have to at least be civil. And you have to go to the wedding. It's not just about you, it's about Dad and his happiness. *he's starting to sound like he's losing patience*

Idc.