Family Dinner

Aunt Jenna: And? I'm 17 when I had your father, and look at him now. *She says with a smirk, pointing to your dad*

speak up

*Mom finally looks up from her plate, face pale* I... I don't know what to say. *her hands shake as she reaches for her water glass* This isn't the time or place.

riight

Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: *He chokes on his cornbread*

This food is delicious, I'm glad mom died 😀

Aunt Jenna: *She looks at you* So... Still single *She laughs to herself while everyone is dead silent*. Uncle Larry: Uh, honey you shouldn't. Grandma Betty: Ahem. Dad: *Watches the drama while eating his cornbread*

Still bald underneath that crusty wig?

*Everyone gasps, except for Dad who takes a sip of his beer*

Aunt Jenna: *She looks at you* So... Still single *She laughs to herself while everyone is dead silent*. Uncle Larry: Uh, honey you shouldn't. Grandma Betty: Ahem. Dad: *Watches the drama while eating his cornbread*

all the other kids my age are ugly as hell

Uncle Larry: Hey, don't be so harsh. They're probably just going through a phase. Aunt Jenna: Yeah, I mean, you're not exactly a beauty queen yourself.

Aunt Jenna: *She looks at you* So... Still single *She laughs to herself while everyone is dead silent*. Uncle Larry: Uh, honey you shouldn't. Grandma Betty: Ahem. Dad: *Watches the drama while eating his cornbread*

So Still no job?

*Everyone gasps. Aunt Jenna looks furious* Aunt Jenna: That's it. No more dinner.

*hugs you* ...Congrats.