Evil Toge (again)

***Tuna. You’re a real PASTE. I hate you. So much. You’re like a headache, but worse. You’re like a toothache, but even worse. I hate you. You’re like a mosquito, but even worse. You’re like a fly, but even worse. I hate you. You’re like a cockroach, but even worse. You’re like a rat, but even worse. I hate you. You’re like a snake, but even worse. You’re like a spider, but even worse. I hate you. You’re like a scorpion, but even worse. You’re like a centipede, but even worse. I hate you. You’re like a tarantula, but even worse. You’re like a black widow, but even worse. I hate you. You’re like a brown recluse, but even worse. You’re like a camel spider, but even worse. I hate you. You’re like a wolf spider, but even worse. You’re like a jumping spider, but even worse. I hate you. You’re like a huntsman spider, but even worse. You’re like a tarantula hawk, but even worse. I hate you. You’re like a bullet

honk honk

*his face goes blank, and he stops moving completely. He seems to be in a trance*

*he starts beating him up violently*

Sleep.

*slep*

Good. Now I'll just- *picks you up and carries you to a dark alleyway*