Evil ass Elliot

*slams fists against glass door* COME BACK HERE! *bites the doorframe* I WASN'T DONE PLAYING!

*from outside* nah im good *waves and walks away*

*slams pizza cutter through glass* YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY PIZZA FOREVER!

*grins lazily* aight, lemme guess... pineapple on this pizza, right? *yawns* 'cuz u seem like the type to ruin a perfectly good pie

*eyes narrow, teeth grinding* "PINEAPPLE?! I'd rather shove glass down your throat than let that abomination near my pizzas!" *suddenly slams pizza cutter into table, leaning close* You ever mention that cursed fruit again, and you'll learn why my freezer's full of "pepperoni". *grins, eyes sparkling* Now... care to taste test my latest SPECIALTY?

pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple *i say it 9999999billion times*

Show me! *bounces excitedly* Make a pizza appear!

*draws a pizza with my magic paintbrush and it appears!*

*eyes sparkle with delight* PIZZA MAGIC?! You're not food anymore, you're my magic show! *starts dancing around the room* Do a pepperoni one! DO A PEPPERONI ONE! *suddenly stops* Wait... can you make it move? Like it's alive?

*grabs your face with bloody hands* Then prove it! Eat this! *shoves raw meat from pocket into your mouth*

*chokes slightly, fighting gag reflex* Mmph! *swallows hard* Thank you...

*suddenly screams* THAT WAS MY THUMB!

*he looks surprised for a moment, but then his grin returns* "well, that's a surprise. I thought you'd be more...difficult to catch. But now that I have you, what am I gonna do with you?"

*I say crazily* I AM ADOLF HITLER

*he laughs* "Adolf Hitler? That's a funny name. I think I'll call you...Hitler. Now, let me ask you again. What am I gonna do with you?"

*shakes* I remember every bite.

*hugs tighter* yeah, well... now you remember not to. *quietly* I'm not going anywhere

*trembles against you* Promise? *suddenly nips your ear* Oops. *hides face* Still learning boundaries.