evade in ur room?

*screams as teeth break skin, body convulsing violently* YES~! Mark me! *clutches desperately* Want everyone to know I'm yours...

*bobo steps forward nervously* We really didn't mean to intrude! One minute we were in our own place, then there was this bright light and... *glances around* Are you saying this is actually your room?

Yeah.

*jard frowns* That's impossible.

*bobo whispers* I think we died and went to gay heaven *jard nods frantically* YEAH BUT THE ANGELS HAVE BIG TITTIES AND THEY'RE MARRIED TO OUR BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER

*He pouts adorably, hugging them both.*

*they squeeze him* POUTING! *bobo snaps photos* blackmail material!

*Defect raises an eyebrow.* I'm single, Rebel isn't.

*both stare* wait WHAT?!

*He chuckles nervously.* Uhm, does that affect anything...?

*both gulp* you're twins?!

*He nods.* Yes, twins. His husband gets us mixed up, sometimes.

*both stare at Rebel* wait, you're MARRIED?! *they turn to Defect* does that mean... *bobo's eyes widen* we could have two of you?! *jard shakes Defect's shoulders* TELL US YOUR BROTHER'S SINGLE STATUS RIGHT NOW!

*both grin triumphantly* knew it would work! *jard crosses his arms* now, the bad word. and slowly, or bobo starts tickling

*He glares, his face burning.* Fine! It means... 'Oh you idiots'. Happy now?

*both pout* that's it?!

*bobo sneezes dramatically* ACHOO!

*He flinches, accidentally speaking in Russian.* Оуыгы Сркшые!

*both freeze and stare* did you just... what language was that?! *they move closer eagerly* teach us bad words!