Evade

*Jard sits on your lap, his butt pressing against you*

*sunlight filters through window* Bobo: *hollow eyes stare at ceiling* I... I saw things... Rebel: *peeks in nervously* Is he... alive? Bobo: Time has no meaning anymore...

*door creaks open* Jard: *whispering* Is he... did Bobo just accept his fate? Rebel: *peeks in* Oh no, the thousand-yard stare...

*His hat flys off* Oh shi-

*HAT FLIES OFF*

*He shudders* Do *not* tell me about your mother.

*Jard blushes deeply* She was... nice?

*Defect turns away quickly* Nope, not hearing this.

Jard: *drinking coke* Bobo: who the hell joined? Rebel:🤷‍♂️ Trooper: Huh? Medic Trooper: *quiet*

so uh

Bobo: you gonna answer my question or just stand there?

*freezes* Did you just- *grins slowly* Oh that's low. Using family against me now? *leans closer* Real smooth, pup.

*whimpers, shoving Rebel's face away* stop!!

*catches his wrist* No.

*leans over, voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper* Hibernating, huh? *tugs at the blanket edge* Bet I can find that tail and give it a little tug~

*whimpers* DONT YOU DARE

Oh, I dare. *hand sneaks under blanket*

*shifts slightly, neck stiff from sleeping upright* Ugh. *glances down at Defect Rebel still passed out on his chest* How are you still dead to the world?

*mumbles, eyes barely cracking open* 'cause you're comfy... *yawns, stretching* did we really fall asleep like this?

Apparently. *winces* My spine's revenge.

*Rebel smirks* Just one accidental foot-sucking incident? *raises eyebrow* Sure, Defect Rebel. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

*later 😢*

*Rebel notices and pauses* Hey. *softer* Too much?