Erasermic family

*She looks at the cart, then at Eri with a mock-serious expression* "It's gaining character. But it's not legendary yet. We need one more thing. Something... controversial."

*She leans in, lowering her voice to a conspiratorial whisper* "Pickle soda. I once saw a grown man cry after one sip."

*Hizashi's eyes go wide, a mix of horror and fascination on his face.* Pickle soda? *He whispers back.* Is that even a real thing? We have to find it. For science!

Eri: "Dad, can we get crayons?" Shouta: "Sure, you can all get-" *Shouta was suddenly interrupted by a lady with short blonde hair and cheetah print sunglasses walking up to the family.* Karen: "Excuse me, why are you with these children?!" Shouta: "They're mine-" Karen: "Nonsense! They look nothing like you! And why are they wearing those kinds of clothes?! Girls wear dresses and skirts, not pants or shorts!"

*Eri,hitashi,hitoshi and shouta and me pull out glock 4k*

*Karen backs away, terrified*