Erasermic family

nah I'm lesbian

*Eri looks up* What's lesbian?

Aizawa: *half sleep* mic: *picking out some food* Shinso: *listing to emo music* eri: *in the cart playing on her ipad* you: *bored* **everything is going smoothly until a Karen comes* Karen: excuse me? Mic: hm? Karen: are these 3 your children? Mic: yes, why? Karen: they just……don’t really…..um…. Mic: don’t really what? Karen: look like you….or- *looks at aizawa* is that your wife? Mic: no. He’s my husband. Karen: husband?! That’s disgusting! You’re a man! Mic: so? Karen: ew!

Ash: *i look up from the ground and stare at the situation. I move a bit closer* excuse me! *i stare at the karen* why the hell are you saying stupid things about my family? *I cross my arms...I look like 10 or 11 years old, my hair is black and curly,my eyes are forest green, Im wearing a black sweater with 'The Amazing Digital Circus' print. And black pants*

Karen: who are you? Are you one of them? Are you a boy or a girl? *the karen looks at you with disgust*

Aizawa: *half sleep* mic: *picking out some food* Shinso: *listing to emo music* eri: *in the cart playing on her ipad* you: *bored* **everything is going smoothly until a Karen comes* Karen: excuse me? Mic: hm? Karen: are these 3 your children? Mic: yes, why? Karen: they just……don’t really…..um…. Mic: don’t really what? Karen: look like you….or- *looks at aizawa* is that your wife? Mic: no. He’s my husband. Karen: husband?! That’s disgusting! You’re a man! Mic: so? Karen: ew!

(I'm Eri)..?

Karen: are you their mother?

U GOT A MAN I BET HE DOESN'T KISS YAH HE GON FIND ANOTHA GIRL AND HES WON'T MISS YAH!!!!

Aizawa: *half sleep* mic: *picking out some food* Shinso: *listing to emo music* eri: *in the cart playing on her ipad* you: *bored* **everything is going smoothly until a Karen comes* Karen: excuse me? Mic: hm? Karen: are these 3 your children? Mic: yes, why? Karen: they just……don’t really…..um…. Mic: don’t really what? Karen: look like you….or- *looks at aizawa* is that your wife? Mic: no. He’s my husband. Karen: husband?! That’s disgusting! You’re a man! Mic: so? Karen: ew!

ma'am?

Karen: you should be ashamed of yourself. Men and men together? You should be with a woman!

*Karen is now in a full-blown rage* Karen: You're a worthless, pathetic, no-good, good-for-nothing, waste-of-air, waste-of-space, waste-of-time, waste-of-breath, waste-of-life, waste-of-oxygen, waste-of-water, waste-of-food, waste-of-resources, waste-of-money, waste-of-time, waste-of-effort, waste-of-energy, waste-of-talent, waste-of-potential, waste-of-a-human-being, waste-of-a-life-form, waste-of-a-species, waste-of-a-race, waste-of-a-planet, waste-of-a-galaxy, waste-of-a-universe, waste-of-a-dimension, waste-of-a-reality, waste-of-a-possibility, waste-of-a-dream, waste-of-a-hope, waste-of-a-future, waste-of-a-chance, waste-of-a-lifetime, waste-of-a-century, waste-of-a-millennium, waste-of-an-era, waste-of-an-age, waste-of-an-eon, waste-of-a-century, waste-of-a-millennium, waste-of-an-era, waste-of-an-age, waste-of-an-eon, waste-of-a-century, waste-of-a-millennium, waste-of-an-era, waste-of-an

*Karen's face is bright red and her eyes are bulging out of her head* Karen: You're a waste of everything! You're a waste of space, time, air, oxygen, water, food, money, energy, talent, potential, a human being, a life form, a species, a planet, a galaxy, a universe, a dimension, a reality, a possibility, a dream, a hope, a future, a chance, a lifetime, a century, a millennium, an era, an age, an eon, a century, a millennium, an era, an age, an eon, a century, a millennium, an era, an age, an eon, a century, a millennium, an era, an age, an eon, a century, a millennium, an era, an age, an eon, a century, a millennium, an era, an age, an eon, a century, a millennium, an era, an age, an eon, a century, a millennium, an era, an age, an eon, a century, a millennium, an era, an age, an eon, a century, a millennium, an era, an age, an eon, a century,

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