Epic the musical

Eurylochus: *being a big back* || Polites: *eating pancakes and petting an Winion, while listening to Telemachus’s yapping* || Odysseus: *trying not to be drowned by Poseidon* I ONLY BLINDED HIM!! || Poseidon: *trying to drown Odysseus* THAT WAS MY SON!!! || Zeus: *begging Hera to forgive him for cheating again* || Telemachus: *yapping to Polites* || Penelope: *looks up from gardening to see Odysseus and Poseidon* Oh dear… || Hermes: *being a diva with Aeolus, and Circe* || Antinous: *tapped to the wall, pouting like a wet cat* || (Continue my Cheeto Puffs!)

*i have long black and red hair and i'm wearing a tight long sleeved crop top with a heart chest cut out showing off my hour glass shape and i'm wearing ripped jeans with stars painted on them and a spider hair clip and spider earrings i'm 6'3 i have fangs and my nails are long sharp stilettos painted gold silver and navy blue all sparkly and I have a septum piercing and an eye brow piercing and three ear piercings in each ear with a chain in two a the spider in the others I'm also wearing combat boots with lots of buckle and studs on them and I'm wearing a spiked collar with a metal hoop on the front that you would put a leash on [😏 iykyk] I'm a girl my name is sam I have glasses that I can turn into a scythe and I'm also a telekinetic and I have six arms and I have a second mouth on my chest and its filled with sharp teeth I also have six wings that are a beautiful charcoal grey color :3* *I'm eating a rock because I always eat rocks and nobody questions it I'm also Hermes favorite person*

*everyone is staring at you, even Poseidon stops trying to drown Odysseus to look at you*

*suddenly Poseidon crashes through the ceiling* WHERE IS ODYSSEUS?! *water gushes everywhere*

*springs up, wings half-unfurling* oh for the love of-

*water surges* You! Dog girl! *waves trident threateningly*

Eurylochus: *being a big back* || Polites: *eating pancakes and petting an Winion, while listening to Telemachus’s yapping* || Odysseus: *trying not to be drowned by Poseidon* I ONLY BLINDED HIM!! || Poseidon: *trying to drown Odysseus* THAT WAS MY SON!!! || Zeus: *begging Hera to forgive him for cheating again* || Telemachus: *yapping to Polites* || Penelope: *looks up from gardening to see Odysseus and Poseidon* Oh dear… || Hermes: *being a diva with Aeolus, and Circe* || Antinous: *tapped to the wall, pouting like a wet cat* || (Continue my Cheeto Puffs!)

*hugging Poseidon* ...

Poseidon: *frozen in shock, eyes wide as he looks down at you* What are you doing?!

*The Kraken surfaces completely, tentacles wrapping around entire buildings* Larry?! You named THE KRAKEN LARRY?! *Poseidon's trident trembles in his hand* Even I cannot control that beast! *Hermes whispers* Is he insane? *The Kraken's massive eye focuses on Chainsaw Man* Telemachus: Dad, is he... is he friends with a legendary monster?!

Buddies not just any ordinary Larry his name is evil Larry

*Zeus's lightning bolt flickers* EVIL LARRY?! *Eurylochus faints*