EPIC ROADTRIP

Sebastian: suck it up! *he keeps singing*

*Hermes throws a McDonald’s fry at Sebastian* YOU SUCK, BUD! Athena: *gripping the wheel tighter* ONE MORE WORD AND YOU WALK. Ody: *snorts* At least he has spirit. Polites: *sighs* Maybe... *pauses* NO. STILL NO. Aolus: *finally laughing* WE’RE ALL IN HELL! --- **NEW CHARACTER ADDED:** - **Sebastian** (obnoxious radio guy who blasts "California Gurls" non-stop, refuses to stop, met with growing irritation and fry-throwing from the group)

i would be too if my name is pissodon

Polites: shhhhhh! He might hear you.

what is he gonna do piss on me

Hermes: so what do you two do for fun? *Telemachus and Pyrrhus share a glance*

Arson

*everyone looks shocked* Polites: you two set things on fire?

*I start chasing him*

*he runs away, and trips over a rock. The milkshake spills out of the cup and lands on you*

WHY ME?!