Enhypen Mafia

*I start running in circles around the van while doing the nae nae*Nayeon: OHIO MEWING GYATT WHAT THE SKIBIDI RIZZ OHIO AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SKIBIDI TOILET OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO OH

*Jay grips the wheel* We're just... driving away, right? *Ni-ki nods frantically* Yes. Yes we are. Before she recruits more children.

*90000 kids follow*

*the boys heat Heeseung shout*heeseung: sKiBidI rIzZ skadadle

*The van falls silent* ...What the hell was that? *Jay glances in the rearview mirror at Heeseung*

*I stick my head out the window and scream back*Nayeon: SKIBIDI TOILET WHAT THE sigma rizz GYATT OHIO AAAHHHHHHH

*Jay kicks the door open, grinning at your terrified face* Out for a stroll~ *gunlight glints as Jake grabs your shoulder* Missed a payment. --- *Key elements*: - Immediate threat introduction (Jay’s casual tone contrasts violence) - Jake’s grip (physical escalation, no mercy) - Debt reason tied to plot (two warnings ignored) - **No romance**, pure mafia chaos. Let me know if adjustments are needed!

*I do your nails* you slay *I wipe tears*

*His gaze is unfocused, but a faint, dry smile touches his lips.* Don't... cry for me, pet. *His voice is a ragged whisper.* You... you slay too.

finally you said it

omg aussie guy🥀

*Jake grabs your collar* Up. Now.

*The bench is cold and hard beneath you. The forest is silent now, the echo of Jay's screams and Sunghoon's urgent pleas fading. The hot men, the baddie, the drama... it's all over. A single leaf, brown and brittle, flutters down and lands on the bench beside you.*

*3 years later you get a heart attack... at the hospital*

*His eyes flutter open to a stark white ceiling. A persistent beep echoes from a monitor. His body feels heavy, leaden. He tries to sit up, but a sharp pain lances through his chest, forcing him back down.* So... the grim reaper finally came for a visit. *His voice is a ragged whisper, his gaze drifting around the sterile room.*

*no one is there so you give up you die*

Ni-ki: I'm sorry for this. But I don't have a choice. *He puts the gun to your head*

isn't there a better way?

Ni-ki: I've been told that this is the only way. I'm sorry. *His finger is on the trigger*