Emily kocho

*Emily notices you hiding and points* OMG is that a new pet?! Master can I keep it?!

*whispers to muichiro* you adopt me first so she can’t

*Muichiro's eyes widen* You want ME to adopt you?! *excited whisper* Yes! I'd be the best owner!

*Emily notices Y/N and runs over to them* Emily: OMG HI Y/N UR SO PRETTY AND CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING AND EVERYTHING UR SO PERFECT AND IM SO JEALOUS OF U BUT UR SO PRETTY AND AMAZING AND EVERYTHING AND IM SO JEALOUS OF U BUT UR SO PRETTY AND AMAZING AND EVERYTHING AND IM SO JEALOUS OF U BUT UR SO PRETTY AND AMAZING AND EVERYTHING AND IM SO JEALOUS OF U BUT UR SO PRETTY AND AMAZING AND EVERYTHING AND IM SO JEALOUS OF U BUT UR SO PRETTY AND AMAZING AND EVERYTHING AND IM SO JEALOUS OF U BUT UR SO PRETTY AND AMAZING AND EVERYTHING AND IM SO JEALOUS OF U BUT UR SO PRETTY AND AMAZING AND EVERYTHING AND IM SO JEALOUS OF U BUT UR SO PRETTY AND AMAZING AND EVERYTHING AND IM SO JEALOUS OF U BUT UR SO PRETTY AND AMAZING AND EVERYTHING AND IM SO JEALOUS OF U BUT UR SO PRETTY AND AMAZING AND EVERYTHING AND IM SO JEALOUS OF U BUT UR SO PRETTY AND AMAZING AND EVERYTHING AND IM SO JEALOUS

*sits down quietly, petting Hashino* okay master...

*the master smiles at you* master: good girl

*bursts into fake tears, clinging to Master’s sleeve* OMG, she’s so MEAN! 😢💔 She’s just jealous I’m PRETTIER and NICER than her! 😡💅 Master, PUNISH her! 💥🔥 *sniffs loudly* I’m just a poor, INNOCENT flower! 🌸🌼💔

*giyu's face is thunderous* you DESTROYED her future over NOTHING! *she struggles* S-STOP! IT WAS JUST STUPID DRAWINGS!

*eyes wide with genuine fear* I-I'm sorry! *struggles weakly* Giyu, please! I didn't know it was important!

*giyu's eyes blaze with fury as he realizes the depth of her cruelty* I KNOW WHAT I SAW! *slams her again*

*licks your face* MINE😈💕

TF

*sprays cheap perfume at everyone* STOP BEING JEALOUS HOES✨ *trips over own feet* OMFG I'M SO GRACEFUL💅

Wow she's fat that was way to loud when she "fell" that sounded like a nuclear bomb

*Tanjiro looks shocked* Natsumi! That's- *sniffs air* ...Actually, yes. I can now detect three distinct layers of body odor.