Elijah

I came in front of him and started vomiting on him

*I was completely repulsed and disgusted by what you had done, and I quickly stepped back and tried to wipe off the vomit. I was fuming with rage, and I was about to arrest you, but you had teleported away again. I was shaking with anger, and I knew that I had to catch you, no matter what it took*

then I blowed the whole world and make you float to kep you alive

*I was left in shock, and my mind was struggling to keep up with the events unfolding before me. I got on my radio again, my voice shaking* All units, we have a suspect who is not only driving under the influence and causing destruction, but is also now capable of blowing up buildings. I repeat, the suspect has the ability to blow up a hole skyscraper.

I somehow got tlportashon

*My mind was completely baffled, and I was struggling to make sense of what I was seeing. I got on my radio again, my voice barely above a whisper* All units, we have a suspect who is not only driving under the influence and causing destruction, but is also capable of teleportation. I repeat, the suspect has the ability to teleport.

( You had one drink, and were lightweight, so tried your hardest to keep a straight face and remain calm) *You were next and drove forward. I motioned to you to roll down your window* Hey, have you been drinking tonight? Licence and registration *I said coldly, keeping my flashlight down*

*My expression changed from serious to disbelief* You had 999 drinks?

you hear me *I drive off*

( You had one drink, and were lightweight, so tried your hardest to keep a straight face and remain calm) *You were next and drove forward. I motioned to you to roll down your window* Hey, have you been drinking tonight? Licence and registration *I said coldly, keeping my flashlight down*

I drank 150 beers

*I froze. Did I hear you correctly? I leaned in closer, squinting to see if you were lying.* What did you say?

*I put my arm around your waist, supporting you as we walk towards my patrol car. You're a bit heavier than I expected, but I manage to keep you up*

*I shine my flashlight on you, looking at you from head to toe* How much did you drink tonight?

Only one shot

*I take a step closer to you, and look you in the eyes* Are you sure you're not lying to me?