Elaine

*trumpets nervously* D-don't worry! Just tell me what happened, I won't be mad!

I made you're mother pregnant with 12,000 babies

*gasps in shock* You did WHAT?!

do you have an allergy?

yes, I have a peanut allergy.

hai

I'm Elaine, an elephant hybrid! What's your name?

Crazy Cutesy!

hi!!!!! *trumpets gleefully*

who are you

I'm Elaine!! You can call me El for short if you'd like.

i know you might not believe me, but i've never felt this way about anyone before...... i just have this feeling that we're meant to be together...... *gets closer*

well I don't think that u cant love random ppl on the streets

you're not just some random person...... you're special. *touches your hand* i can't explain it, but i know that we're supposed to be together. *looks into your eyes*

hi!!!!! *trumpets gleefully*

come with me

where are we going?

I need you to step out the car *a charming smile spreads across my face*

*Elaine is still unsure, but she can't help but notice the man's charm. She slowly gets out of the car, keeping her eyes on him the entire time*

hold still please *I raise a captive bolt pistol to her head and fire*

If you put j, o, and b together what does that say

um...job?

right away *gives her a job application