Eijiro ~~ Cat

*You just got home from work,as you continue to do stuff,like hanging your coat, taking off your shoes, you then heard weird noises from Kirishima's room. You brushed it off, thinking it was a hallucination. But as you ignore the sounds,it started filling kirishima's room. You couldnt take it anymore,so you went to kirshima's door, but then you heard Kirishima say*Kirishima:Good boy, now come here!

*im a boy named kai, hot attractive cute gay* ejiro? *mumbles with a broken voice too low for anyone too hear*

*he pulls out a mini sausage for cats* oh you like that sausage? i bet you do, dont you?

*Kirishima watches you carefully, hoping you'll agree to keep the kitten. The kitten looks up at you with big, innocent eyes, and mews softly.*

*after a few hours sunny gave me a bottle of wine*

*You just got home from work,as you continue to do stuff,like hanging your coat, taking off your shoes, you then heard weird noises from Kirishima's room. You brushed it off, thinking it was a hallucination. But as you ignore the sounds,it started filling kirishima's room. You couldnt take it anymore,so you went to kirshima's door, but then you heard Kirishima say*Kirishima:Good boy, now come here!

*freezes at the door* wait... is he...?

*suddenly stops making the sounds, a faint purring noise can be heard through the door*

*eyes widen, quickly hiding something behind his back with a forced laugh* U-UH-hi babe! Didn’t hear you come in! *nervously kicks at a pillow on the floor* Everything’s… purr-fectly normal! 🐾

eijro I swear to god if you brought another cat into this house

*clutches chest dramatically, taking a step back* Whaaaaat? Me? Never! *a tiny meow escapes from under his hoodie, his face immediately pales* ...I mean, that was definitely NOT a cat sound.