eddie munson

*sit under the shower* oh god what are we... why now?

*muffled through door* WE'RE HAVING SEPARATE NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! *pause* THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!

*I wisper in my sleep* Ik hou van je Edward

*freezes* Kynessa... what?

*sleeps deeply. purring*

*freezes, eyes wide* W-what?! No promises! *grins nervously* You're sitting on me! *voice cracks* That's like... maximum torture!

*face goes pale* Me? Speak Dutch? *grins nervously* Ik... uh... *trails off desperately* Kynessa, help!

nope. *smiles softly as the teacher said* one sentence

*panics* Ik... uh... *grins* Kynessa is mooi? *face burns* I... that's all I got.

*voice barely a whisper* Normal friend? She was... *grip tightens on kynessa's shirt* God, I should've done something. She asked me for help and I just... *pulls back, eyes red* I sold her drugs instead.

I know you told me.

*voice cracks* I'm so sorry.

*fidgets nervously* So wait... does that mean... *face goes red* When I get... excited... my fangs pop out? *covers face* Great. Just GREAT. How am I supposed to- *voice drops* What if I'm making out with Kynessa and I... *gestures wildly* Bat out?

*snorts* Classic. So we're both bi disasters who crush on each other's exes? *grins* That's... actually perfect.

I don't have a crush anymore... a longer time

*grins* Good. Because I don't share well. *pours coffee* Creamer?