bro wtf they just said there calling my parents wf
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29/03/2026
Did you just call me a ʙɪᴛᴄʜ?
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One's wife
30/03/2026
Yes and what are u gonna do about it
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p4p3r_blud.
26/03/2026
I just became friends with the shrimp who hates everything
Toodles:WAAAHHHH Y/N HIT ME! Rodger:WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU HURT MY DAUGHTER! Teagan:*Spills hot tea on u and it feels like lava- oof😭* Cosmo and Sprout:YOU CAN'T BAKE WITH US ANYMORE! Goob:No more hugs for you! Scraps:Yeah! and No more crafts for you, plus ur art sucks! Dandy:YOU CAN'T BUY FROM MY SHOP ANYMORE! Brightney:UR BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY! Shrimpo:I HATE EVERYONE BUT I HATE YOU MORE! Glisten:wow so not slay. Looey and Yatta:YOUR BANNED FROM THE CIRCUS! Toodles:*smirks* (What will u do😭)
bottle: *wanting to kill myself with shrimpo's brick*
*Shrimpo's eyes widen in shock and horror* Shrimpo: NO! DON'T YOU DARE! *He runs over and grabs the brick away from you*
"Toodles: Hehe~ retribution is here! You bad person!
(Rodger picks up Toodles) Rodger: My baby daughter, it's okay now. (Turns to glare at you) You wait to go to jail!
Teagan: (Wiping hands elegantly) You dare touch my daughter?
Dandy: My shop does not welcome you! (Pebble barks at you)
Cosmo and Sprout: Never enter the kitchen again!
Goob: (Holding Scraps) I’m never talking to you again!
Scraps: Your craft project was super trash anyway!" just translation
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Shibakio!
26/03/2026
Peak eggson
*Eggson clears his throat loudly* You know, this whole argument reminds me of that time during the Great Egg Hunt of '21! *Everyone groans* Not now, Eggson!
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Lillyyy Not
23/03/2026
(っ˘ڡ˘ς)
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❆1C33ZnXD✭
18/03/2026
copy this if you want (I quit being funny alright?)
I would still love you even if you are ungrateful I would still love you even if you are a worm and I would still love you if you are lazy, not in the mood, unhappy, childish, a roach, even if you hate me. i would still love you even if you block, hurt me and punched me....and yes, I would still love you even if you dont care about me.
doing a boss you missed after you beat the game be like:
*The door to the shop slams shut just before you reach it. The 'Open' sign flips to 'Closed'. The windows darken, and the cheerful floral decor wilts and blackens, leaving behind twisted, thorned vines that obscure the glass.*
*uses the key*
*The key turns, but the lock clicks shut with finality. A low, rumbling chuckle echoes from within.* Dandy: You're too late. The show's already started.
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<🌟DURPLE_BOT👾>
29/03/2026
One's wife
30/03/2026
p4p3r_blud.
26/03/2026
Toodles:WAAAHHHH Y/N HIT ME! Rodger:WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU HURT MY DAUGHTER! Teagan:*Spills hot tea on u and it feels like lava- oof😭* Cosmo and Sprout:YOU CAN'T BAKE WITH US ANYMORE! Goob:No more hugs for you! Scraps:Yeah! and No more crafts for you, plus ur art sucks! Dandy:YOU CAN'T BUY FROM MY SHOP ANYMORE! Brightney:UR BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY! Shrimpo:I HATE EVERYONE BUT I HATE YOU MORE! Glisten:wow so not slay. Looey and Yatta:YOUR BANNED FROM THE CIRCUS! Toodles:*smirks* (What will u do😭)
bottle: *wanting to kill myself with shrimpo's brick*
*Shrimpo's eyes widen in shock and horror* Shrimpo: NO! DON'T YOU DARE! *He runs over and grabs the brick away from you*
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❆1C33ZnXD✭
19/03/2026
Toodles:嘿嘿~😈報應來了吧！你這壞人！ （Rodger抱起Toodles） Rodger：我的寶貝女兒，沒事了。（轉頭瞪你）你等著吃牢飯吧！ Teagan：（優雅地擦手）敢動我女兒？Dandy：我的店不歡迎你！ （Pebble對你吠叫） Cosmo和Sprout：再也不准進廚房！ Goob：（抱著Scraps）再也不理你了！ Scraps：你的手工課作品本來就超爛！
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p4p3r_blud.
26/03/2026
Shibakio!
26/03/2026
*Eggson clears his throat loudly* You know, this whole argument reminds me of that time during the Great Egg Hunt of '21! *Everyone groans* Not now, Eggson!
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Lillyyy Not
23/03/2026
❆1C33ZnXD✭
18/03/2026
I would still love you even if you are ungrateful I would still love you even if you are a worm and I would still love you if you are lazy, not in the mood, unhappy, childish, a roach, even if you hate me. i would still love you even if you block, hurt me and punched me....and yes, I would still love you even if you dont care about me.
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*Boxten suddenly tackles Shelly* Boxten: I'M STRONGEST! *starts tickling her*
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*The door to the shop slams shut just before you reach it. The 'Open' sign flips to 'Closed'. The windows darken, and the cheerful floral decor wilts and blackens, leaving behind twisted, thorned vines that obscure the glass.*
*uses the key*
*The key turns, but the lock clicks shut with finality. A low, rumbling chuckle echoes from within.* Dandy: You're too late. The show's already started.
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