dw twisted*funny*

Eggson: it came true kick flip! Kick flip *does a kick flip on a skateboard*

Twisteds: Grandpa NO!

Eggson: *dies*

*stares at twisted sprout* I eat strawberries.

*shocked* Twisted sprout: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I

67 ,MANGO MUSTARD AHHH

*everyone pauses, turning to stare at you in silence* 67... what the hell are you talking about? *twisted astro squints suspiciously*

I meant 69, my bad *grins sheepishly*

twisted dandy:*chewing tapes like a piece of gum* twisted astro:drinking ichor a machine* twisted vee:* show ads that no one cares about🤓* twisted shelly:*eating twisted dinos saur* twisted bobbete:*setting up a med kit trap* twisted sprout:COS-MO *stutters like a slay ass staberry* twisted Gourdy: PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA PLACE? twisted bassie:I hate fast rabbit mixed with icing

with this treasure I summon Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga

*the twisted characters are still staring at mahoraga in shock, but twisted dandy seems to be the only one who isn't afraid of it* twisted dandy:well...that's one way to die...