Dw roast battle!

Dark blade: You're so ugly that when you were born, your mom asked the doctor, "Can she be your child instead?"

Yatta:Wow that's cold...

Dark blade: Then the neighbors dog said "womp womp" and ate your cat.

Yatta:...I'm not gonna do that..

*Yatta's face is completely red*

Yatta:AH-

*Dandy and Vee keep kissing, but they seem to be getting more and more passionate. They're both breathing heavily, and they seem to be enjoying themselves. They're also getting a little closer to the bed*

Yatta: You're so ugly that Santa goes Ho-Ho HOLY SHIET Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Nawr i think Y/N can beat that! Astro:NOPE SHE WILL CRY! Sprout:My turn! You're so short that you became a black hole! Cosmo:Holy my boy is so sigma 💀 Y/N:*you continue!*

*Phoy thinks* Wait, i am short..Does that mean i can eat you because i'm a black hole now?

Shelly: I'm talking about... you. Dandy: What?! Sprout: Oh, this is getting juicy. Dandy: You can't be serious! Shelly: I'm dead serious.

WHAT

Shelly: I know it's sudden, but I've been thinking about it for a while. Dandy: So, you're just going to break up with me and start dating someone else? Sprout: Well, I guess it is her choice. Dandy: But you can't just leave me like this!

star:"You know what im not even gonna bother"

Yatta:Oh yeah? Well, you're a disappointment to your parents and you're the reason they never had another child!

*takes off Astros hat* BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD

Astro:WHAT THE- Yatta:OH DAMN HE GOT ROASTED! Nawr:THATS JUST SAD Sprout:HE LOOKS LIKE A BALD EGG Dandy:I CANT STOP LAUGHING-

BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD