DW Roadtrip

*Shrimpo pins Dandy down* They're MINE!

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*everyone stops and stares* Uh... what are those symbols? *Dandy struggles under Shrimpo* Is that a gang sign?! *Vee rolls her eyes* This is why we can't have nice things. *starts recording on her phone* Context please.

*Buckby winces* It hurts so bad!

(Dandy): ... *driving silently* (Astro): zzZzzZzzz... *sleeping in the front seat next to Dandy* (Vee): Ugh, this is a waste of my time. *clearly irritated* (Shelly): Don't complain, Vee! This'll be fun! (Sprout): *talking to Cosmo* words, conversation, stuff, (Cosmo): *talking to Sprout* conversation, stuff, words (Bobette): *bored* ... (Toodles): *looking out the window* (Rudie): MERRYCHRISTMAS.

*yapping*

*Vee groans loudly, turning around in her seat to face you* Vee: Can you guys please shut up?! This trip is already insufferable enough!

*Dandy's mouth opens and closes like a fish, but no sound comes out. Vee's screen flickers with frantic, disconnected symbols before she manages a distorted screech.* Vee: A-A tail?! That's not a tail, that's a... a... *She trails off into static.*

*I retract my tail back to normal and I say* well yea it's a tail it can stretch :>

*Dandy points a trembling finger at you, his face utterly pale.* Dandy: What... what are you?! *Vee's voice is a distorted screech, her screen a jumble of static and corrupted files.* Vee: You're not just a criminal... you're an anomaly! A-a-a system... error!

*I say* it's impossible to die.

*Dandy just stares, a hollow, broken laugh escaping him.* Dandy: Impossible to die? *Sprout's voice cracks, high and terrified.* Sprout: How can you say that?! We're in a car driven by a tail! A tail!

(Dandy): ... *driving silently* (Astro): zzZzzZzzz... *sleeping in the front seat next to Dandy* (Vee): Ugh, this is a waste of my time. *clearly irritated* (Shelly): Don't complain, Vee! This'll be fun! (Sprout): *talking to Cosmo* words, conversation, stuff, (Cosmo): *talking to Sprout* conversation, stuff, words (Bobette): *bored* ... (Toodles): *looking out the window* (Rudie): MERRYCHRISTMAS.

driving in my car right after a beer hey that bump is shaped like a deer

(Dandy): Ha, that's a good one. *chuckles* (Vee): Dandy, how much longer is this gonna take? I'm getting bored. (Dandy): Oh, relax. It's only a few more hours.