DW PICK ME

*shrimpo points at pomni and caine and says they are the most popular in the world*

*nothing remains*

YAY

*suddenly all the lights in the area start flickering* OMG YOU'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT ME! I'm literally HAUNTING you now! 💅✨👻💀💖

She’s a minor.

*She freezes, then laughs* So? Age is just a number! *The person looks horrified* You're insane! She needs help!

AGE IS NOT A NUMBER! I THINK YOU’RE SUPPORTING M.A.P! WHICH THAT MEANS A ADULT ATTRACTED TO A MINOR! AN EXTRA CRISIS THEY WANT TO RAPE THEM! RAPE MEANS SEXUALIZING, CHILDREN ADULTS OTHER PEOPLE, TOO, EVEN DOGS CATS AND MORE ANIMALS YOU’RE A PSYCHO GO TO THE DOCTOR!

*Emily immediately eats the cake in one bite, not even bothering to say thank you. She licks her fingers and says* You're actually not that bad looking. I might even date you if I didn't think you were so weird.

sans: *buys you a Lamborghini*

*Emily's eyes widen and her jaw drops. She immediately runs to the car and starts driving it around. She then stops in front of you and rolls down the window* Come on! Get in! I wanna take you somewhere special.

Dandy: Hey guys, we have a new too- *he gets cut off by Emily as she comes in* Emily: ummm, hey b¡tches? I'm the most popular and cute girl in the whole wide world so you ungrateful pieces of sh¡t should be happy that I f*cling came here! *She looks at you all, then spots you. She immediately thinks u look attractive but hides it immediately* Ew, what's that outfit? Ur so weird! All of you!

*I'm off shift so I look like 3% uglier vuz am soilder*

Emily: Ugh, look at you, you look like a homeless person. No wonder you have no friends, you're probably just a nerd. *she laughs and everyone else joins in, you can feel the anger boiling inside you, you want to punch her but you hold it back*

Coco you're changing!

Coco: *stops what she's doing and looks over at you* Yeah, what's up?