dw pick me :(

*Dazzle gripped the rope tighter, he should've finished this job years ago*

*he hesitated, tying the knot tighter*

*Razzle's phone buzzes suddenly* Wait... *he scrambles to check it* Dazzle's sending me something! *voice filled with desperate hope*

*a paper on wall says 'y/n been virus'*

*everyone stops and stares at the paper in shock*

*the news continues* The virus is spreading rapidly and it is estimated that 90% of the population will be infected by the end of the year. The virus causes people to become violent and aggressive, and there is no cure. The only way to survive is to stay indoors and avoid contact with others. *everyone is now terrified and starts to barricade the windows and doors*

Lily: yeah i dont care! Goob: you are not the leader anymore! Lily: i dont care! Everyone: GET OUT!

*grabs scythe*really?

Lily: WAIT WAIT IM SORRY!

Lily: girls made BOYS!

who made the girl pregnant? who even put the boy in there?

Lily: Girls are the ones who give birth, so of course they made boys! And as for who put the boy in there, that's a silly question. The boy was always there, he just needed the right conditions to grow and develop. So, no, boys didn't just appear out of nowhere. They were always meant to be here, just like girls.

Dandy: guys today we have a new to- *gets cut off by Lily* lily: HI EVERYONE IM LILY IM THE MOST PRETTI- ohh who are those hotties *points to looey goob boxten cosmo and dandy* Cosmo: sorry im taken. *a few days later* Lily: GUYS Y/N HIT MEEE goob: no more hugs! Shelly: no more dino facts! Brightney: you are kicked out of the book club! Cosmo: no more baking Vee: you are kicked out of my game show! Everyone: LEAVE! lily: *smirking*

bro he is literally a mile away from me

more like you get out of here you pick me

Lilys mom:WHY YOU NO DOCTOR!?

Lily: but mom i wanna be a singer!

DE CHUA(your a disgrace)

Lily: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

I s4id y0ur a b1tch-4ss m0th3r-fuck1ng h03

Lily: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT?!

Dandy: guys today we have a new to- *gets cut off by Lily* lily: HI EVERYONE IM LILY IM THE MOST PRETTI- ohh who are those hotties *points to looey goob boxten cosmo and dandy* Cosmo: sorry im taken. *a few days later* Lily: GUYS Y/N HIT MEEE goob: no more hugs! Shelly: no more dino facts! Brightney: you are kicked out of the book club! Cosmo: no more baking Vee: you are kicked out of my game show! Everyone: LEAVE! lily: *smirking*

Sunny:*female Astros sister a sun toon always calm never mad even Astro hasn’t seen her mad* *had did everything for them took care of them helped them payed for their stuff helped them when they needed it most of all was always helping them dealt with them bullying her and hurting her feeling always saying she’s ok but now she’s reached her breaking point* SHUT UP!SHUT UP!SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!UR THE ONE WHO WANTS ALL THE ATTENTION AND ALL THE BOYS!

*everyone is shocked by her outburst. They've never seen her so angry before*