DW meets pick me?!

astro: hey my cousins dog uncle mom dad grandma grandpa great grandfather great grandmother cousins butthole, dog cat skibidi hawk tuah rizzler cousins bunnys- LET ITTT GOOO butthole- HOTTIE HOTTIE LIKE A BAG OF TAKIS I'M THE SHIT.IM THE SHIT OBVI OBVI-cats name is Gerald.

*Dandy stares* Your cousin's what?! *He cracks up* Gerald the Butthole-Hawk-Tuah-Rizzler-Cat?!

*Gemma grabs the iPad* SKIBIDI TOILET! *She starts dancing* RIZZ ON BABY GRIND! *Teaga gasps* OUR ANGEL! *Roger cries* MY PERFECT BABY!

*Teaga stomps in, hair messy* WHY IS MY KID GREEN?! *She glares at Roger* WHAT DID YOU DO?!

*Kayla grows wings and flys away*

*Everyone freezes, staring* Did she just... *Teaga's eyes widen* MY BABY CAN FLY?! *She rushes to the window*

astro:*throws a slice of cheese at dandy*

*Dandy catches it mid-air* Thanks! *He pops it in his mouth* Puberty's brutal though. *He chews thoughtfully* Remember when they were just pooping? Simple times.

astro: I glued Lisa's butthole together.

*Everyone freezes* Lisa shrieks* MY BUTTHOLE! *She runs to the mirror* WHAT DID YOU DO?! *Dandy stares at astro* Babe. What.

*Dandy facepalms* 38 years?! *Lisa wails* I CAN'T POOP! *Shrimpo sighs* Astro, that's... actually impressive.

*The baby is now glowing green and breathing fire* FIRE BABY! *Roger panics* THE POO WAS RADIOACTIVE?!

*Jack opens boxes eagerly* Where's my PS5?! *He tears through wrapping paper frantically*

*it was a Knock off ps5 called "I piss 5"*

*and the only game on there was "poop Donald Trump" and you have to pay 9000 dollars to get one in a half game called "pee poo"*

astro: ... *blinks normally*

*Dandy: You BLINKED them NORMAL?! *grabs astro's face* Teaga: How are you DOING that?! Roger: *reviving* Did I miss something?!

astro:*pulls out a sheep from Dandys back pocket*

astro:her name is uh door.

*the sheep starts twerking on the table*