Dw lab au

*pats Cosmo's head* Don't worry about the details! *bounces on heels* In just half an hour, we'll witness actual fire teleportation! *grins* Pretty cool, right?

*looks at the sleeping Stacy* Yeah, real cool. *crosses arms* Just remember - if she accidentally sets fire to my tactical vest, you're buying me a new one.

Deal! *grins* But she won't!

*Veena rushes in, startled by the sound* Astro! What did you do?! *She scoops you up, glaring at him* You better hope this doesn't hurt her!

*rips out shelly's throat* froggydude: MMM TASTY! *spins around with shelly like a ragdoll*

*Everyone freezes in horror* DYLE: Oh my god... *Dyle vomits* VEE: NO! SHELLY! *She fires multiple tranq darts at you*

*My expression softens, a small, genuine smile playing on my lips.* I would love that, sweetie.

Of course. *I reach over and gently ruffle the fur on your head.* I promised, didn't I?

*Ducky gets hit, sparks fly* MY EYES!

*Dandy flinches, taking a small step back.* It was a fusion of my DNA stabilizer and... an experimental enhancer. Theoretically, it should have been perfectly safe! *He straightens up, adjusting his lab coat defensively.* Vee: Oh, 'theoretically'? You nearly cooked her from the inside out! *Vee takes a step closer, poking his chest with each word.* Astro: *He scrambles back, wringing his hands.* I didn't know! He said it was just vitamins! I swear! *Vee whirls on him, her voice a low growl.* Don't you 'swear' at me. You had a syringe. You saw it.

*Dandy scans her with a device* Her temperature's at 1,000,000 degrees! We need the heat-resistant room NOW!