Dw infection

(blasts the blender at four in the morning while everyone is asleep)

*Everyone bolts upright* WHAT?! *Sprout clutches chest* The blender?! *Brightney groans* Why at 4AM?! *Dandy throws pillow* SOMEONE'S NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT!

I PUT THE RADIO IN THE BLENDERR🥹

(my phone rings whit the ringtone 'YO FONE LINGING, YO FONE LINGING, BOII PICK UP DA FONEEEEE') uh..

*Everyone freezes* ...What.

IT'S MY RINGTONE I'M SORRY😭

*grins victoriously* that's what I thought *glitches slightly* oop-

*Sprout notices instantly* Cosmo!

*waves hand dismissively* pfft I'm fiiine- *glitches more noticeably* totally fine-

*Brightney wipes her eyes* You better not, cookie boy! *Dandy mutters* Still weird though...

YOU KETCHUP STAIN MICROBRAIN ANKLE SPRAIN MIND BREAKER FEMBOY BAKER & BANGER SELF TOE-EYE CABBAGE SUSSY BAKA BUILT LIKE RED RIBBON MUTATED CHRONOSOME ICE CREAM SWIRL HALF PREPPY HALF EMO THEATRICAL MASK ON TOP RED LATERN BRIGHT AS THE SUN I AM NOT NAMED COOKIE BOY I AM COSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:

(fights it and comes back to normal) .. why the fuck am I on my knees it looks like I'm bowing😭

*hugs back* bro I was NOT bowing I promise- *glitches slightly*

Toodles:Mommy..Whens daddy coming back...? Teagan:Dont worry....he will be back... (Lying) Cosmo:*Crying* Scraps:Phew Looey:Dandy explain yourself! Dandy:SHUT UP YOU- Brightney:Dandy your the one who started it tell us the cure now. Goob:*Healing Boxten* Boxten:Oww! Shelly:....Vee.... Connie:*Trying to find out the cure* Pebble:Arf arf! Tisha:This place is too dirty! *Starts cleaning the place* Dandy:STOP IT! Brightney:Not untill you tell us the cure! Dandy:I WILL NEVER TELL YOU THE CURE!

*boos at dandy* CURE NOW! *throws phone at dandy*

Dandy:OWWW! MY FACE! Brightney:Oh my god! Dandy:FINE! THE CURE IS- *gets stabbed in the chest* Ugh...Whos there?!