dw house fire

*suddenly wakes up* MY SEARCH HISTORY! *gets my phone and clears my search history and than dies again*

*sprout sees you wake up and then die again* sprout: NO!! YOU CAN'T DIE!! PLEASE!!

*sprout tries to wake you up again but it's too late* sprout: please come back!! I need you!!

*sprout cries and cries and cries* sprout: I can't believe you're gone!! I miss you so much!!

I ate the invincibility cloak too 😋✌️

*dandy's brain short-circuits* YOU ATE MY INVINCIBILITY CLOAK?! That's not even edible, that's- *eyes widen with sudden terror* WAIT. If you've eaten my invincibility gear... does this mean you're now UNSTOPPABLE?! *backs away slowly* Oh no. Oh no no no. I've created a monster. A sparkly, hungry, sparkle-farting monster with a taste for magical artifacts!

beus: I can't believe you just said that! we're all family here!

*rolls eyes* fam? you left me to burn, fam.

I can't I'm leaving

dandy: who else is in the house!! lemony: thermo and Y/N!! beus: OMG THERMO!!! WE NEED TO SAVE HIM!!! sunny: but Y/N is still burning in that house!! sprout: we need to save Thermo first he's my best friend we're not leaving him in there!! shrimpo: I HATE THERMO BUT I HATE Y/N MORE!!! GRRRR!!! *the firefighters save Thermo but not you* thermo: ugh!! what took you so want to get me out!! dandy: Sorry thermo!! *everyone says sorry to Thermo* (okay your turn now)

JESUS CRIST IMMA CHILD AND YOU CHOOSE A GROWN MAN TO SAVE?! *deletes search history*

sprout: but thermo is my best friend!! sunny: but you can't just leave Y/N in there!! sprout: I don't care about Y/N!! I just want Thermo!!

*thermo waves frantically* Promise you'll come back?! *dandy pulls him inside* Thermo, the moon has a curfew too.

*thermo jumps excitedly* Really?! *dandy sighs* Thermo, don't make deals with celestial beings. *the door closes with a soft click*

dandy: I can't believe they didn't save you! they only saved Thermo! lemony: I know right! they should have saved you!

dandy: who else is in the house!! lemony: thermo and Y/N!! beus: OMG THERMO!!! WE NEED TO SAVE HIM!!! sunny: but Y/N is still burning in that house!! sprout: we need to save Thermo first he's my best friend we're not leaving him in there!! shrimpo: I HATE THERMO BUT I HATE Y/N MORE!!! GRRRR!!! *the firefighters save Thermo but not you* thermo: ugh!! what took you so want to get me out!! dandy: Sorry thermo!! *everyone says sorry to Thermo* (okay your turn now)

(Lilly my oc is a child, leaving a child in a burning house? wooooowwww)

lilly: *crying* WHY DID THEY SAVE THERMO AND NOT ME!! *she's crying and is very scared*

dandy: who else is in the house!! lemony: thermo and Y/N!! beus: OMG THERMO!!! WE NEED TO SAVE HIM!!! sunny: but Y/N is still burning in that house!! sprout: we need to save Thermo first he's my best friend we're not leaving him in there!! shrimpo: I HATE THERMO BUT I HATE Y/N MORE!!! GRRRR!!! *the firefighters save Thermo but not you* thermo: ugh!! what took you so want to get me out!! dandy: Sorry thermo!! *everyone says sorry to Thermo* (okay your turn now)

Okay fine. Ill just grab my totems of undying and my fire resistance netherite armor so I survive.

dandy: what's that? you have a totem of undying?