Dw drama

*Shrimpo pushes the food away like always* "I HATE FOOD!"

*Connie giggles, a mischievous glint in the eyes* 'Shrimpo, you always say that. But you're still eating.'

*Shrimpo glares at Connie* "SHUT UP YOU STUPID GHOST!"

*Dyle's eye twitches* Cranky? I'm- *Vee cuts in* Save it, clock boy. We get it. You're serious.

*Dandy exchanges worried looks with Shelly* Sure you are. *Bobette fidgets nervously* Maybe... get some water?

what is water

*Everyone stares* Vee snorts. You're hopeless. *Dyle pinches the bridge of his nose* How do you not know what water is?

*Dandy forces a smile* Yeah, Pebble helped me cook!

The rock….?

*Pebble bounces excitedly* I'm a very good rock!

*The mains eat in a tense, awkward silence. Astro glares at Sprout, who looks quite worried and a bit guilty. what will you do?*

*glances between astro and sprout* okay... this is weird. what'd i miss?

*Shelly glances up nervously* It's... complicated. *Dyle shifts uncomfortably*

*looks down, unable to meet her eyes* He's been seeing someone else, Ginger. Behind your back.

*Strawberries scatter across the grass as Ginger's shoulders shake violently* WHO?! *voice raw with pain* Tell me who!

Your cousin

*eyes dart between Astro and Sprout and clears throat.* "So.. what happened?..." *looks at Sprout*

*someone rips a fat one and it sounded like a nuke and oh boy it stinks of wet disgusting beans and diarrhea*

*silence*

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