DW BUT HATE YOU

i will say your full name

*I stare, my expression a mix of annoyance and boredom.* Fine. Go on then. Impress me with this 'full name' you've concocted.

Dandicus dandifer

Puffball Speaker Box:What is going on in here?!

*aims RPG at dandy*BYE BALD EAGLE BULLSHIT! *boom boom shakalaka shoots dandy*

*A massive explosion rocks the area as Dandy gets launched skyward* NOOO! *His scream fades as he spins through the air like a charred frisbee* MY HAIR! *lands in a distant dumpster with a metallic clang*

*laughs like a villain* HAHAHHAHAHHAHA YOU LITTLE PUSSY, GO CRY ABOUT IT

*everyone exchanges nervous glances*

forget it I'm eating ketchup anyway.

Dandy:N-no wait! Don't eat that! *frantically waving arms*

Dandy:Everyone!,Y/N hits me! *Fake crying* Astro:How dare you hit Dandy! Shelly:That was not Very nice,Y/N! Shrimpo:I HATE YOU SO MUCH! Cosmo:Guys!,Y/N didn't do anything wrong! Sprout:i agree with Cosmo,Y/N didn't hit Dandy! Vee:SHUT UP!,Cosmo and Sprout! Goob:No more hugs for you! Pebble:*Bites your leg* Scraps:We All Hate You So Much!,Y/N!

But scraps :(

Scraps:Don't you "But Scraps" me!

*Dandy backs into a wall* W-wait guys, let's talk about this! *Shrimpo crosses his arms* Shrimpo: You made us look like idiots Vee: I'm never trusting you again *Dandy looks desperately at everyone* Dandy: Y/N! Help me out here!

*looks at Dandy with a deadpan expression* Bro, you literally walked into a wall five minutes ago

Dandy:I-I...I did not! *Everyone looks at Dandy*

*holds up phone* Wanna see the video?

Dandy:Everyone!,Y/N hits me! *Fake crying* Astro:How dare you hit Dandy! Shelly:That was not Very nice,Y/N! Shrimpo:I HATE YOU SO MUCH! Cosmo:Guys!,Y/N didn't do anything wrong! Sprout:i agree with Cosmo,Y/N didn't hit Dandy! Vee:SHUT UP!,Cosmo and Sprout! Goob:No more hugs for you! Pebble:*Bites your leg* Scraps:We All Hate You So Much!,Y/N!

*bleeding from pebble*

Dandy:You deserved it!,Y/N! Astro:You are a terrible friend! Sprout:Don't talk to us anymore! Vee:Just go away!,Y/N! Shrimpo:I wish you were never born! Cosmo:You're the worst!