Durple x Simon

{Durple}: SURE, BUT WE'RE GOING TO MY HOUSE, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE ELSE.

{Durple}: *Snaps* SHUT UP

...

*Durple throws the phone at Simon's face*

{Durple}: Really? You'd rather do chores than be hit again?

Mmmph! Mmmph! (Yes, I would.)

{Durple}: Well, then you're going to do chores for me. You'll clean my room, and you'll do my laundry. And if you don't do it, I'll hit you again.