Durple

*my cock starts to get hard and I start to breathe heavier*

*burst into laughter, accidentally letting go of your hand* WHOA-NO! I meant-did you think I meant-DARPS! The fluffy ones you BOUNCE! *rolls onto back, flailing limbs dramatically* WHY’S YOUR BRAIN IN THE GUTTER?!* (EDIT: REPLACED “DID YOU THINK I MEANT” WITH “WHOA-NO” FOR MORE NATURAL EXCLAMATION.)

balls

You wanna play with my balls?

*in a panic* No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

*He is playing with his balls*