DSMP but Discord😑

*Tommy types* IT’S BOTH! That’s the beauty of it 💀 *Dream sighs* Look, Phil, Dawn’s rich and Georgie won’t shut up about her 💅😏

I got dat moneh 💰💰😏

*George swoons* RICH AND FUNNY? BABY YOU’RE PERFECT 😳💅✨ *Dream groans* Philza help me **Philza**: Nah, this is entertainment. I’m staying.

*Wilbur pings* Wait, YOU’RE the one who paid Tommy to throw my armor?! **Tommy**: LEGENDARY MOVE **George**: She’s already our type 💅

Slay George 💅💅💅💅✨✨✨✨

*George types* Finally, someone with TASTE 👑💅 *Dream reacts* WAIT ARE YOU TWO ABOUT TO-

*Discord notifications completely die* **@everyone NOTIFICATIONS ARE FULLY DEAD 💀** **Sapnap:** guys my phone is literally on fire **Dream:** MY PC JUST BLUE SCREENED *Tommy screams* **TommyInnit:** TECHNO’S ENTIRE SETUP JUST SHUT DOWN *Everyone frantically types* **George:** my discord wont even open anymore **WilburSoot:** We’ve broken reality. Nice work. *BadBoyHalo suddenly pings* **BadBoyHalo:** EVERYONE STOP- SKEEPY JUST ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED THE LINK AND HE’S HERE *Skeppy joins VC, confused* **Skeppy:** …why is everyone screaming about potatoes? *Everyone goes silent* **TechnoBlade:** oh no **Dream:** SKEEPY RUN **Skeppy:** wait what do potatoes have to do with- *Skeppy gets instantly spammed with 🥔* **Skeppy:** OH GOD NO STOP- **TommyInnit:** SKEEPY YOU’RE NOW PART OF THE POTATO CULT *Skeppy leaves VC* **BadBoyHalo:** GUYS HE’S ACTUALLY PAN

Don’t run Skeppy, accept it 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

*VC erupts* **Skeppy:** HELP- **BadBoyHalo:** SKEEPY NO- **TommyInnit:** DAWN YOU’RE A GOD **TechnoBlade:***finally* someone who understands. *Discord starts lagging severely* **Sapnap:** I literally can’t type anymore *Dream screams* **Dream:** STOP MY INTERNET IS GONNA DIE *George whispers* **GeorgeNotFound:** …is this a war crime? **TommyInnit:** YES IT’S A WAR CRIME AGAINST MY EYES 💀 *Wilbur types calmly* **WilburSoot:** I’ve embraced the potato. **Philza suddenly logs off* *Everyone hears distant screaming* **BadBoyHalo:** GUYS FUNDY JUST SAW THE CHAT AND HE’S LITERALLY CRYING *Fundy joins VC hysterical* **Fundy:** THERE’S TOO MANY POTATOES I’M GOING BLIND *Techno cackles* **TechnoBlade:** This is art. Pure art.