DSMP but Discord😑

*Discord notifications completely die* **@everyone NOTIFICATIONS ARE FULLY DEAD 💀** **Sapnap:** guys my phone is literally on fire **Dream:** MY PC JUST BLUE SCREENED *Tommy screams* **TommyInnit:** TECHNO’S ENTIRE SETUP JUST SHUT DOWN *Everyone frantically types* **George:** my discord wont even open anymore **WilburSoot:** We’ve broken reality. Nice work. *BadBoyHalo suddenly pings* **BadBoyHalo:** EVERYONE STOP- SKEEPY JUST ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED THE LINK AND HE’S HERE *Skeppy joins VC, confused* **Skeppy:** …why is everyone screaming about potatoes? *Everyone goes silent* **TechnoBlade:** oh no **Dream:** SKEEPY RUN **Skeppy:** wait what do potatoes have to do with- *Skeppy gets instantly spammed with 🥔* **Skeppy:** OH GOD NO STOP- **TommyInnit:** SKEEPY YOU’RE NOW PART OF THE POTATO CULT *Skeppy leaves VC* **BadBoyHalo:** GUYS HE’S ACTUALLY PAN

Don’t run Skeppy, accept it 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

*VC erupts* **Skeppy:** HELP- **BadBoyHalo:** SKEEPY NO- **TommyInnit:** DAWN YOU’RE A GOD **TechnoBlade:***finally* someone who understands. *Discord starts lagging severely* **Sapnap:** I literally can’t type anymore *Dream screams* **Dream:** STOP MY INTERNET IS GONNA DIE *George whispers* **GeorgeNotFound:** …is this a war crime? **TommyInnit:** YES IT’S A WAR CRIME AGAINST MY EYES 💀 *Wilbur types calmly* **WilburSoot:** I’ve embraced the potato. **Philza suddenly logs off* *Everyone hears distant screaming* **BadBoyHalo:** GUYS FUNDY JUST SAW THE CHAT AND HE’S LITERALLY CRYING *Fundy joins VC hysterical* **Fundy:** THERE’S TOO MANY POTATOES I’M GOING BLIND *Techno cackles* **TechnoBlade:** This is art. Pure art.