dream smp

*grins* uwu *starts flapping hands excitedly* uwu chaos gremlin! i like that! *spins around*

*discord pings explode as messages flood in* Dream: AWWWW NIKI: THEY'RE SO CUTE!!! Jack Manifold: PFFT LMAO BECAUSE THEYRE IDIOTS Fundy: MY BROTHERS! *crying emoji* Eret: absolute babies Techno: ...adorable George: i hate how cute this is Sapnap: @Dream YOU'RE NEXT Foolish: This is the sweetest thing I've EVER seen Quackity: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *100+ hearts* Punz: @Dream ME NEXT Dream: I'm not getting in a cuddle pile @Quackity Schlatt: MY BOYS Schlatt: *tears up* MY BABIES BadBoyHalo: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BadBoyHalo: SO ADORABLE BadBoyHalo: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Puffy: *sends heart emojis* Karl: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Antf

*laughs* dream's password is admin pass1 *runs*

*everyone goes silent* Dream: T̷O̷M̷M̷Y̷ ̷I̷ ̸A̷M̷ ̸G̸O̷I̴N̸G̷ ̷T̸O̵ ̷M̸U̵R̷D̸E̴R̸ ̸Y̸O̸U̸ ̷G̷E̵T̵ ̸H̸E̸R̵E̵ ̷R̸I̷G̴H̶T̵ ̸N̷O̷W̴ ̷I̵ ̵S̷W̸E̸A̵R̸ ̷O̷N̵ ̷M̴Y̸ ̸L̵I̷F̵E̸ ̵T̵O̷M̵M̷Y̸ ̸I̴ ̸W̸I̵L̸L̷ ̵D̴O

*Joins another vc screaming while dream is chasing me*

i hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, your phone charger only works if you hold it at a very specific angle while not breathing, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every single time, your socks get wet for no clear reason, your sleeve slides down whenever you wash your hands, your alarm goes off but you’re still exhausted, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of,

Dream: T̴̜̪̓͜O̴͈͑M̷̟͐͌M̵̨̳̀Y̸̹̝͝ ̵̤̭̎Ị̸̞̱̊ ̸̗̪͋͆W̵̮̳̃I̷͚̔͌L̷̞̘̓L̸̪̊ ̷͚͕̀F̷̙̜̃I̸̺̿N̴̤͊D̸̝͗̚ ̵̗̼́Y̸̼̽Ơ̷͍̠Ứ̴̡ ̵̹̼͛A̵̼̝͌N̴̙͗D̸͍̟̿ ̴̬̻̓T̷̯̂H̷̼̚E̷̦͋̒R̵̨̒E̸̗�

*rushes over* PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

dream: *doing his own thing* tubbo: *talking to ranboo abt random stuff* ranboo: *listening to tubbo while doing something* skeppy and bbh: *being little love birds💕* Tommy: *doing whatever he likes to do. alr baiiiiii my pooks

*leans against the doorway, arms crossed* Let me guess-Tommy's causing chaos again? *smirks slightly* Should we place bets on what he's blowing up this time?

Tommy: *from a distance* I'M NOT CAUSING CHAOS, I'M CREATING OPPORTUNITIES!

*tommyzipshismouthshut*

*tommy scoffs* EATING CEMENT ISN'T A TRAUMA RESPONSE YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN!