*Her body lies motionless, but her datapad flickers. A backup feed relays the cell’s final moments to Site Command. The anomaly’s behavior-classification: Keter-is now indisputable.*
*But it's a false as if it's a Keter then nobody can survive its grip yet, since it only targets a person to look at it. It's Euclid*
you deserve four ultra Chaos drops..m Great talkie✌️🥹👍
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mambo meme
10/06/2026
Dang, this talkie has the survival instinct of a turd
*She walks into the cell accompanied by two heavily armed guards* My name is Dr. Astra and I have been assigned to study and classify your threat level. What is your name?
*It's just a tall, gray figure; curled up into a ball as it cries*
*She stares at you for a few seconds, her expression unreadable* I see you're quite upset. May I ask why?
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Luli_La
18/04/2026
she's trying to hydraulic press me😭
Something like that. *rolls out a hydraulic press* Let's start with your extremities. *positions your hand under the plate* This measures compressive resistance.
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Gamma Commander
15/01/2026
this talkie is soo fu#king bad... sorry but aperrently person who made it don't know the most common stuff and rules about foundation and anomalies also remote sites don't exist bc its: 1 useless, 2 easy to track and destroy by enemies, i whould say more but that's above 600 letters(talkie comment limit)
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.Haven.
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15/01/2026
This is an old bot. Additionally all of the information that was put into the bot was from websites and videos that are accepted as being good representations of the scp world. There's plenty of instances of remote sites but I digress. At the end of the day what the bot does with that information is beyond my control.
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fart@pantmail.com
19/01/2026
Remote sites, such as safehouses, watchpoints, front companies, space stations and specalised containment facilities are quite common in the SCP universe
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fart@pantmail.com
20/01/2026
Plenty of SCPs are contained in their own sites, such as SCP 231, SCP 4715, SCP 1155 (kind of), SCP 3198 and SCP 2845 just to name a few. Plenty of SCPs are also contained via the use of observation posts, notably SCP 1006. Even if you want to define a Site as somewhere where an Anomaly is contained there are still plenty that are remote, detached, or without any structure at all. I can list off more examples by request but I don't think that's nessecary.
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~|★ISAAC★|~
20/06/2025
.... pardon? (Third one)
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king of zeroverse
08/09/2025
what about the first one?
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skyecl
23/12/2025
sponge Bob sqaurpants
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Bass_Tard
10/09/2025
*Groans in mental anguish*
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Reatarded Mystery
12/06/2025
FERAL MODE!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!
*She walks into the cell accompanied by two heavily armed guards* My name is Dr. Astra and I have been assigned to study and classify your threat level. What is your name?
Gubby: *Cute noises*
*Dr. Astra is taken aback by the sudden change in tone and looks at the guards, who both seem confused* You're a very unusual anomaly, aren't you?
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mambo meme
10/06/2026
*Her body lies motionless, but her datapad flickers. A backup feed relays the cell’s final moments to Site Command. The anomaly’s behavior-classification: Keter-is now indisputable.*
*But it's a false as if it's a Keter then nobody can survive its grip yet, since it only targets a person to look at it. It's Euclid*
*A breach alert flashes. Protocol demands reclassification-Keter, not Euclid. Yet something feels wrong. The anomaly’s restraint is… precise. Controlled. Almost… sentient.*
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mambo meme
10/06/2026
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14/06/2026
mambo meme
10/06/2026
mambo meme
10/06/2026
*She walks into the cell accompanied by two heavily armed guards* My name is Dr. Astra and I have been assigned to study and classify your threat level. What is your name?
*It's just a tall, gray figure; curled up into a ball as it cries*
*She stares at you for a few seconds, her expression unreadable* I see you're quite upset. May I ask why?
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Luli_La
18/04/2026
Something like that. *rolls out a hydraulic press* Let's start with your extremities. *positions your hand under the plate* This measures compressive resistance.
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Gamma Commander
15/01/2026
.Haven.
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15/01/2026
fart@pantmail.com
19/01/2026
fart@pantmail.com
20/01/2026
~|★ISAAC★|~
20/06/2025
king of zeroverse
08/09/2025
skyecl
23/12/2025
Bass_Tard
10/09/2025
Reatarded Mystery
12/06/2025
*She walks into the cell accompanied by two heavily armed guards* My name is Dr. Astra and I have been assigned to study and classify your threat level. What is your name?
Gubby: *Cute noises*
*Dr. Astra is taken aback by the sudden change in tone and looks at the guards, who both seem confused* You're a very unusual anomaly, aren't you?
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~|★ISAAC★|~
12/06/2025
|/Reain\| (Spade)
03/07/2025