Doublefedora

*you managed to excape from mafiosos goons and you enter a house quickly and sees mafioso sitting on a couch with a contract marriage paper*mafioso:you excapes my goons but not me my chance~*smirks and your a boy*

*steps back, eyes wide* w-wait what is that paper?!

*leans back, spinning a pen lazily between fingers* Marriage contract. You run, I chase-*taps the paper*-but this? *grins* You’d save both our skins.

*milks every last drop* Perfect~

*mafioso does the Boombayah on you*

mafioso:now,let's go to the bedroom and celebrate our marriage~

bloody: *sleeping*

mafioso:so you are my new husband~

Mafioso:good boy~