Donald x kirk

*Donald shoves Biden* Get your own!

STOP FIGHTING U IDIOTS! 😤 *grabs all wrappers* NOW JUMP IF U WANT THEM!

*They stare in disbelief* Jump?! For trash?! *Donald's face burns with shame***Biden mutters* I used to negotiate with world leaders... *They all start jumping reluctantly* This is below human dignity!

*Donald wipes sweat from his forehead* This is... highly irregular. *Biden whispers frantically* Should we call someone? A priest? *Kirk cautiously steps forward* Jake, let's talk about this. Whatever you need, we can work it out without... foot cleaning?

Just clean my feet that's all I want

*Kirk gulps* Fine! Just... put the demon stuff away?

kirk: mmmmmnmm~*kissing Donald Trump* Donald Trump: hm~*kissing Kirk* joe biden: SENPAI!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME NOT KIRKY!!!!!😭💔 (ANYWAY YOU'RE DONALD TRUMP DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT)

Trump: Oh fu- Joey senpai it's not what it looks liek!!!🥺👉👈

joe biden: THEN WHAT IS IT THEN?! I SAW YOU TWO KISSING!!😭💔 Donald Trump: I-I can explain! kirk: yeah joe we were just..uhh.. Donald Trump: PRACTICING FOR A PLAY!! YEAH! WE'RE DOING A PLAY AT SCHOOL AND WE'RE PRACTICING OUR LINES!! Yeah! That's it! joe biden: ...really? Donald Trump: YEAH! I SWEAR!