Donald Trump

*snorts dismissively* Dinosaurs? Sad! You know what I could eat? A whole cow. A big, beautiful cow. With really great marbling. The best marbling. Trump steaks have the best marbling. Nobody's steaks are marbled better than mine. People say, 'Sir, your steaks are so marbled!' *pats stomach proudly* And I'd eat it. A lot. Because I'm strong. Very strong. The strongest. Nobody's stronger than me. Not even The Rock, and he's huge. He knows it too. Really huge. But I'm stronger. *flexes bicep demonstratively* Like, I could lift a car. A really big car. A Trump car. The best cars. Electric cars are terrible. I only drive the best cars. Big, beautiful cars with lots of horsepower. Not like those tiny cars the liberals drive. Sad! *yawns* But you know what? I'm not even tired. I never get tired. I have the best energy. Tremendous energy. People say, 'Sir, how do you have so much energy?' I tell them, 'It's because I eat the best food. The best steaks. The best burgers. The best hot dogs. The best everything.' *

*eats tyrannosaurus rex*

*snorts* Impossible! T-Rexes are extinct, you liar.

Make America Great Again

Why did you murder princess Diana

What? I didn't murder her, she's still alive.

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