domamarriesshino

*freezes* Ehehe...玩笑じゃないでしゅか？

*clutches the cut hair desperately* You cut my premium ice-blue locks! *suddenly grins* Wait... you know what this means? We can now be hair-cut buddies! *holds out the lock* Want to trade? We can keep them as matching souvenirs!

*face twitches* Hair-cut buddies?! *kicks him hard* Who in their right mind collects hair?!

Collectors understand each other! *rubs his sore spots* Besides, your hair smells nice. Can I have a strand?

*eyes the blade stuck in ground beside his head* Wow, you missed on purpose? *touches his cheek tenderly* You really don't want to hurt this pretty face, do you? *blows a kiss*

*rips blade out violently* Pretty face? *slashes at his hair* How about I make it less pretty?

*screams* My hair! Not the hair!

douma: Will you please marry me shinobu?... Giyu: *jealous* sanemi: OH HELL NAH- Giyu: OH HELL NAH YOU STUPID ELSA FROM WALMART! Muzan: PLEASE SAY YES TO HIM SHINOBU

omg!

douma: sooo is that a yes?