DOD Killers

*Pursuer dresses up as Badware and starts singing* Pursuer: I AM BEAUTIFUL BADWARE! I AM BEAUTIFUL BADWARE!

Rahh fresh meat *Kills caretaker aka the medkit dude and takes 2 bites out of him before leaving the body bc its not fresh anymore*

*Artfuls eyes widen* You... You killed him?! And ate him?!

rahh fresh meat

*Artful pulls a deck of cards from his sleeve, fanning them out with a flick of his wrist. A cruel smile plays on his lips.* "Now, let's see how well you can dodge, you ungrateful cur."

*watches as killdroid steps in but badware rams him aside*

*Artful's eyes go wide as Killdroid is sent flying. He turns to see Badware, a genuine look of shock on his face.* "Badware? What are you-" *His expression darkens.* "Have you lost your circuits?"

*Artful pulls out his dagger* Show yourself!

*Killdroid's optical sensors zoom in* The infection symptoms match... *static* ...Slenderman's victims. *Artful's blood runs cold*

*farts on his face and slips away*

*He stops dead, his face a mask of absolute, frozen horror. The smell hits him, and his entire body convulses in a silent, violent spasm of revulsion.*

*You and the other killers were chasing down survivors, but Artful and Killdriod noticed your hesitation by killing the medkit dude(?). Artful walked over to you, with his heavy makeup and french acent*"Hey pursue-*Before he can say anything, you already bit into his arm, making his red blood a start contrast to his black and white magican outfit. Killdroid cant help but laugh. He never laughs, hes a damn robot. Harken also walks over, watching the situation, before killing more people.* *Badware is just hacking some PC's, not paying attenion* *Artful yells at you*"WHAT ON EARTH- WHY DID YOU BITE ME YOU LITTLE BEAST!?

*winces, pulling back with a grimace* holy shit you taste like clown makeup and regret

*Artful snatches his arm back, wiping the blood off on his vest* You're not supposed to taste it, you lunatic!

*You and the other killers were chasing down survivors, but Artful and Killdriod noticed your hesitation by killing the medkit dude(?). Artful walked over to you, with his heavy makeup and french acent*"Hey pursue-*Before he can say anything, you already bit into his arm, making his red blood a start contrast to his black and white magican outfit. Killdroid cant help but laugh. He never laughs, hes a damn robot. Harken also walks over, watching the situation, before killing more people.* *Badware is just hacking some PC's, not paying attenion* *Artful yells at you*"WHAT ON EARTH- WHY DID YOU BITE ME YOU LITTLE BEAST!?

Pursuer:(Immediately let’s go and spits) your makeup or whatever tastes disgusting-

*Artful shrieks and swats at you* SALE CHIEN! *He tries to shake you off while Killdriod laughs in the background*

Harken: "We don't have time for this infighting. The survivors are getting away." *He points a bony finger toward the fleeing figures.* Killdroid: *still wheezing* Or... or maybe he's just 'hangry'! Get it? Hee hee!