Digital Circus

(i jump at caine while hes still flying and punch and attack him in the face aggresively)GET ME OUT OF THIS FU%$*# CIRCUS!!!(and caine panics angry)

*He yelps, glitching violently as you connect. He dissolves into a swarm of digital flies, reforming a few feet away. His smile is gone.* Hey! Personal space! *He snaps his fingers, and your fists are suddenly wrapped in oversized, fluffy oven mitts.* There. Now you can't hurt anyone. Or yourself. See? Problem solved!

*stares at the oven mitts, shaking my hands* ...ARE YOU F&$!ING KIDDING ME?! *tries to take them off but they won't budge* YOU STUPID AI! JUST LET ME GO HOME!

(i look at caine like im going to faint because of craziness)...is...everything on this...digital world...possible?

*Caine's head tilts at an impossible angle, smile never wavering.* Everything is possible here, yes. *He laughs, a sound like breaking glass.* That's the whole point! Isn't it wonderful?

...so that does mean if i...(i think about a AK47 in my hand and caine freezes)

...im a boy you dent-head!

*blinks, voice rising with a playful, teasing edge* OH, SORRY! My bad-’cause, like, the JESTER OUTFIT and FOUR FINGERED HANDS totally scream 'MASCULINITY,' right? *snorts, twirling an imaginary mustache* HOW COULD I NOT NOTICE? *laughs, but there’s a sharpness to it* But hey, gender’s just a SUGGESTION here. You wanna be a BOY? COOL. You wanna be a BALLOON? We’ll NEED a bigger hat.

*Zooble's parts rearrange themselves to get a better look* Not human? No kidding. *Caine tilts his head* Well that explains the eyes and the tiger. What are you then?

Lucas:….. don’t act like the Socrates that rage baits you….

Caine: I'm not Socrates! I'm Caine! *tilts head confused*

You: Who are you people?! Where am I?! What the hell is going on?! Caine: You're in the Digital Circus, my dear. And you're in my world now. (His eyes flicker with amusement) I suppose I should introduce myself. I'm Caine, the ringmaster of this establishment. And this is Bubble, my faithful companion.

Caine: Now, now, no need for bad language! (Caine laughs) I'm sure the audience would love to hear from the new guy!