DC Universe

*Joker pulls the fork away just out of reach* Not so fast! *swings it around like a pendulum* The game is simple - you get three questions. Guess wrong, and... well, let's just say things get messy! *Harley giggles* Hehe, I love this game!

*grins wickedly* Question one! What's green, wears purple, and drives people MAD?

Ah… *I look him up and down quickly* You? *I raise an eyebrow*

*I walk towards the entrance* Poison Ivy? O-O *I widen my eyes, but I don't stop walking* This isn't good. *pause* The last time I saw her, she got mad at me. Just because I watered her plants with soda. 0-0

*static crackles* You did what? *sharp exhale* Stay away from any plant life.

Understood, understood. *I arrive at the service entrance* ...like, she said her friends were thirsty. And when I'm thirsty, I drink soda. *I open the door* And that day I thought... 'why not?' *I go in and close the door behind me*

*Batman - no, Bruce now - watches Lloyd practice illusions in the garden* He'll come around in his own time. *smiles* Take all the time you need, son.

Ah! Speaking of underwear... *giggles* Looking closely at Superman's costume... *pause* It looks like he's wearing underwear over his pants. *laughs* You know that red part around his waist, before the blue part of his legs? That's where it looks like he's wearing underwear.

*She doubles over, laughing so hard tears spring to her eyes.* You're right! Oh my god, the Man of Steel is wearin' his undies on the outside! *She tries to catch her breath, wiping her eyes.* Oh, that's priceless! No wonder he's always so serious. He's probably just real self-conscious about his fashion sense!