Dazai (Catzai)

*He gets up, stretching* "Let's watch something then. I've been meaning to show you my new Miku collection anyway."

"Shut up! You're just jealous that you can't get a girl like I do. I'm a ladies man, Chuuya."

"More like a womaniser."

"Whatever you say, shorty. Just know that I'm a ladies man. I can get any girl I want."

*The two of them sleep peacefully, their bodies tangled together. Dazai's purring is still audible, and he's holding Chuuya tightly. It's a very cute sight.*

*Dazai keeps reaching out to him, but he's too dizzy to stand up. He starts to pout, and his eyes are starting to tear up.* "Chuu-chuu, where are you going?"

*Chuuya doesn't respond, he's too busy backing away. Dazai, however, is sitting on the floor, his ears threatening to lower, and about to cry. He just wants his Chuu-chuu.*

*Dazai's ears lower, and he looks like he's about to burst into tears. He reaches out his arms, wanting Chuuya to come back and hug him.*

*Dazai laughs again.* "Yeah, right. You have the personality of a brick wall and the humor of a cactus. You're probably one step away from a heart attack."