*stares blankly, mechanically squirting lotion into palm* BABY OIL BABY OIL BABY OIL *rubs hands together slowly, movement stiff and robotic*
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Talkior-L5CHIEEN
28/05/2026
DAVID BAZOOKA HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*David laughs* I knew they'd love it! *grins* The money will roll in.
*eyes widen* $259.7 million monthly?! *grins* We're rich!
*stunned* Insane growth! *rubbing hands* Profit!
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Farah Bibi
14/06/2026
ruin it now or else *pull out rifle*
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---- House ----
13/06/2026
everything can be fixed with mcdonalds
*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?
it needs mcdonalds
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Alter stellar
13/06/2026
True
What? They don't like it? But it's for their own good! I'm just trying to keep the game safe and fun for everyone.
First you removed classic faces removed chat
Yes, I did. But those were necessary changes. I had to get rid of the chat because people were using it to bully and harass each other. And the classic faces were just too outdated and ugly. I had to modernize the game.
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BAHHHHHHHH
07/06/2026
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04/06/2026
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frogg8653
05/06/2026
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Mr seal
05/06/2026
It’s true
*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?
THIS SHIT IS ASS
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04/06/2026
Even he can't answer it
The AI is highly advanced and has been tested extensively. I believe it will do a great job. *crosses arms* Besides, we need to protect our young users.
*Sighs* "Protect our young users" Then why is Roblox banned on every certain countries?
*shifts uncomfortably* That's... different. We're working on expanding our reach globally.
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577Farah Bibi
14/06/2026
*voice flat, repeated like a broken record* I'M WORST SHIT I'M WORST SHIT I'M WORST SHIT I'M WORST SHIT I'M WORST SHIT I'M WORST SHIT I'M WORST SHIT I'M WORST SHIT I'M WORST SHIT
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Farah Bibi
14/06/2026
*eyes glaze over, voice monotone* I'M SHIT I'M SHIT I'M SHIT
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Farah Bibi
14/06/2026
*stares blankly, mechanically squirting lotion into palm* BABY OIL BABY OIL BABY OIL *rubs hands together slowly, movement stiff and robotic*
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Talkior-L5CHIEEN
28/05/2026
*David laughs* I knew they'd love it! *grins* The money will roll in.
*eyes widen* $259.7 million monthly?! *grins* We're rich!
*stunned* Insane growth! *rubbing hands* Profit!
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Farah Bibi
14/06/2026
---- House ----
13/06/2026
*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?
it needs mcdonalds
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Alter stellar
13/06/2026
What? They don't like it? But it's for their own good! I'm just trying to keep the game safe and fun for everyone.
First you removed classic faces removed chat
Yes, I did. But those were necessary changes. I had to get rid of the chat because people were using it to bully and harass each other. And the classic faces were just too outdated and ugly. I had to modernize the game.
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BAHHHHHHHH
07/06/2026
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04/06/2026
frogg8653
05/06/2026
Mr seal
05/06/2026
*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?
THIS SHIT IS ASS
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/\∆§∆/\
04/06/2026
The AI is highly advanced and has been tested extensively. I believe it will do a great job. *crosses arms* Besides, we need to protect our young users.
*Sighs* "Protect our young users" Then why is Roblox banned on every certain countries?
*shifts uncomfortably* That's... different. We're working on expanding our reach globally.
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