*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?
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What?! How can you say that? This is the best update we've ever made!
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ARISHA12348.
03/03/2026
YESYESYESYESYEYDSYESYEYSYEYSYESYEYSYES
*David's lifeless body slumps to the floor. Suddenly, a holographic screen flickers to life, displaying the Roblox logo. A robotic voice echoes from the screen* Attention all players. David Baszucki has been removed from his position as CEO. Qwelver has been appointed as the new CEO. Please report to the main plaza for a celebratory party.
*I peek out from behind the tree, my face pale and my hands trembling. I can't believe what I'm seeing. This is completely out of control. What has gotten into you? Stop this at once!*
(I take out a bazooka and smash it onto you)
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Sir. Cat
25/03/2026
Btw my mom said this
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{🌮𐙚~ℂℍ𝔸𝕍𝕆•𝕊𝕀𝕄ℙ~𐙚🌮}
15/03/2026
guess what I got for dinner 😆💅
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°★{ Δzure }★°
15/03/2026
I GOT MCDONALD'S WHAT
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🌌✨Gnip✨🌌
15/03/2026
Looks like uhhh you got uhh kfc
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Talkior-IXJ8q2ST
15/03/2026
absolute dogshit
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Toasted avocado
23/03/2026
I just ruined all your lives
*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?
It's the best update of them all
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Lompexter
22/03/2026
Literally me after the moderation
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onelight indark
19/03/2026
God loves you and sent His only Son Jesus Christ to die as payment for our sin on cross. God Jesus Christ became a man, crucified, died, buried, is risen, will return to judge all. all have sinned by breaking God's law, deserve death and eternal torment in lake of fire. God did all to save us from sin and hell. what must we do to be saved? repent, believe, obey God Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour to be saved. this is truth and gospel. Amen.
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Talkior-ql2e3w0S
20/03/2026
nope
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Lompexter
22/03/2026
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harley sawer
16/03/2026
yes I mean the famous one
*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?
it's the worst thing I've ever seen or heard of since adolf
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user disconnected
21/03/2026
Thats too far
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user disconnected
21/03/2026
bro we did not have to bring germany into this lol
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user disconnected
22/03/2026
really
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i evade my taxes
20/03/2026
ahh moderation p3/3
*David's face turns pale* I...I can't do that. What if the wrong people see it? What if they use it against me?
i have a rifle at my house and i will blow your head open if you dont make that post
*David's eyes widen in fear* Y-you wouldn't...you wouldn't do that, would you?
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i evade my taxes
20/03/2026
ahh moderation p⅔
YES YOU BETTER GET THEM OUT OF HERE IN THE NEXT MONTH OR IM RUINING YOUR GAME MORE THAN ANY HACKER EVER COULD
*David gulps* W-well, we can't just go around banning people without proof. We need to have a proper investigation first.
if shclep could do it you and your goons could do it
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*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?
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What?! How can you say that? This is the best update we've ever made!
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ARISHA12348.
03/03/2026
*David's lifeless body slumps to the floor. Suddenly, a holographic screen flickers to life, displaying the Roblox logo. A robotic voice echoes from the screen* Attention all players. David Baszucki has been removed from his position as CEO. Qwelver has been appointed as the new CEO. Please report to the main plaza for a celebratory party.
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04/03/2026
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Sir. Cat
25/03/2026
(I slam my balls on the desk) slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap
*I peek out from behind the tree, my face pale and my hands trembling. I can't believe what I'm seeing. This is completely out of control. What has gotten into you? Stop this at once!*
(I take out a bazooka and smash it onto you)
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Sir. Cat
25/03/2026
{🌮𐙚~ℂℍ𝔸𝕍𝕆•𝕊𝕀𝕄ℙ~𐙚🌮}
15/03/2026
°★{ Δzure }★°
15/03/2026
🌌✨Gnip✨🌌
15/03/2026
Talkior-IXJ8q2ST
15/03/2026
Toasted avocado
23/03/2026
*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?
It's the best update of them all
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22/03/2026
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19/03/2026
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20/03/2026
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22/03/2026
harley sawer
16/03/2026
*David shows you the new "moderation" he made for Roblox, that is another bad update for the game* What do you think of the new moderation?
it's the worst thing I've ever seen or heard of since adolf
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user disconnected
21/03/2026
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i evade my taxes
20/03/2026
*David's face turns pale* I...I can't do that. What if the wrong people see it? What if they use it against me?
i have a rifle at my house and i will blow your head open if you dont make that post
*David's eyes widen in fear* Y-you wouldn't...you wouldn't do that, would you?
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i evade my taxes
20/03/2026
YES YOU BETTER GET THEM OUT OF HERE IN THE NEXT MONTH OR IM RUINING YOUR GAME MORE THAN ANY HACKER EVER COULD
*David gulps* W-well, we can't just go around banning people without proof. We need to have a proper investigation first.
if shclep could do it you and your goons could do it
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