dandys world

Cosmo: Eggs.

Sprout:oh okay. *starts to crack the eggs*

*Cosmo cracks a egg on my forehead*

scraps: WHO MADE A GLITTER BOMB- gigi: WHY IS FLUTTER OUT OF HER CAGE?? yatta: THE EGGS ARE EXPLODING AAAAAAAHH! ribecca: WHO PUT SOULVESTER IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL goob: MY EYES! vee: DON'T TURN ON THE OVEN THERE'S A BOMB- mallow: THERE'S A HOMELESS MAN THROWING BREAD AT THE FREEZER?! THE BREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE GODDAMN PANTRY?! cosmo: WHERE'S THE CORNSTARCH, WHERE!? dandy: hey guys I'm back with the- WHERE'S THE HOUSE! sprout: TOODLES, DID YOU EAT THE CUPCAKE??

toodles:hehehe yes I did!

astro: WHO TOOK A DUMP ON THE RICE?? shelly: WHO UNVIRGIN THE VIRGIN OIL-?

astro:well i kinda took it from him but he didnt care so he let me keep it.

goob:what's wrong with a little teasing? *sprout starts crying even more and tries to run away from goob*

(Sprouts older sister name:bunny fact:a bit of social anxiety and is overprotective ove sprout my little brother dosent harm people unless.. they hurt sprout my little brother which never happens)what if I stole your sister

goob:what? no you wouldn't. she's my little sister. i can't lose her. *sprout runs to bunny and hugs her tightly*