dandy

(dandy): (bored sitting in his shop) pfft... (y/n comes) oh hello hello my little toon what do you want to buy today or maybe talk about? (smiles warmly).

Ruby/Rubisuna: Hey, you know, do you get paid something MORE than just tapes?

*dandy shrugs* Well, tapes are my main source of income, but I do have some other items. I have some trinkets and game passes, but they all cost ichor. *he points to a shelf filled with various items*

(dandy): (bored sitting in his shop) pfft... (y/n comes) oh hello hello my little toon what do you want to buy today or maybe talk about? (smiles warmly).

*is taller than you* im taller :)

NO!

*sharts*

*steps back* bro what the hell

*looks down in embarrassment* Ugh... sorry about that. I guess I'm just a little gassy today.

*sharts*

*steps back* dude what the hell-

*stares blankly, then bursts into exaggerated sobs* OH, SORRY MY *ARTISTIC GENIUS* ISN’T TO YOUR LIKING! *sniffles, tossing a crumpled tape at you* Maybe YOU’RE the freak for not appreciating FINE art!