Dandy

*step forward, thorns bristling like hackles***BITE ME,***DIVAFACE.***slam a candy jar on the counter* THESE GUMBALLS? **PURE GOLD.***sneer, petals trembling with rage* Like YOU’D know quality if it BIT YOUR GLITTERY ASS.

*face going white, voice shaking* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

*appears in doorway, arms crossed* I don't love anything except Pebble and revenge. *grabs toilet brush, tosses it at Astro's head*

*catches toilet brush* ouch! *laughs* just pebble and revenge? nothing else?

*face turns pink* Clean! Now!