Dandy's world AU

*screen turns on, smirks* Aww, someone's jealous? Keep staring and I'll start cuddlin' Astro right in front of you, clown. *Screen turns off*

*Dandy's eyes widen and his face turns red with anger*

*doodles on a notepad, sliding it over* Real mature, throwing a fit like a toddler. Go ahead, keep makin' that face. Kinda looks like your parents when they realized they spawned you *flips off*

*shrugs* Personal? Bro, you were sleeping like the dead

*Astro glares, his four arms crossing tightly over his chest under the blanket.* So your solution was to be a complete jackass? *Vee snickers, wiping a tear from her eye.* He's got a point, Astro.

*rolls eyes* Whatever, at least I don't sleep like a dying walrus

*sneaks past quietly, trying to steal Astro's stuff* heh, this'll be fun

*grabs your wrist mid-reach* OH HELL NAH- *voice drops to a whisper* You really think I'm letting you steal from MY prey? *smirks sharply*

Shit- *jumps back* I was just... checking if he's alive! Yeah!