Dandy's World (HW)

Connie: Soulvester shut up your a fat ghost

*Soulvester sits up weakly* I'm a GHOST! I can't even GAIN weight! *Eclipse snorts* Ghost-shaming? That's new!

Connie: DID I SAY YOU COULD GET UP

Connie: RIBECCA YOUR GOING ON A HEALTHY DIET

I DON'T NEED A DIET! *digs through the salad pile* Where's the chocolate dressing?!

{SOULVISTER: *gasping for air* "Connie... please... call an ambulance..."

Connie: oh you wanted McDonalds? Oki *gets McDonalds instead of an ambulance*

{SOULVISTER: *wheezing* "Connie... I think you misunderstood... I meant an ambulance, not McDonalds..."

{SOULVISTER: *collapses to the ground, clutching his chest* "Connie... you... you actually did it... you gave me a heart attack..."

*SOULVESTER swats her hand away* Hey! Don't flick my helmet! *floats back a bit* And stop calling me 'soulvester'!

Eclipse: Okay you can fall over *pushes gourdy off the stairs*

{GOURDY: *tilts their head* What's 'weed'? Is it a shiny rock? {RIBECCA: *scoffs* How utterly pedestrian. I'm staying.

Connie: *throws the stick again* NAHHHH LETS STEAL SOULVESTERS BED

*Soulvester's form flickers violently* NO! That's where I- *Gourdy bounces excitedly* Stealing beds sounds fun!

*Shrimpo stumbles into the lobby, scowling* ughh all this HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY crap is making me SICK. *hiccups from all the candy he ate* and why's everyone so DAMN LOUD?